Winkelschwimmen

[Wiesel]

Kaiserwetter! Keine Ausreden jetzt!

Das macht den See auch nicht viel wärmer

[WB]

Aber es verleiht dem Anlass einen würdigen Rahmen! Hoffe, dass es Fischbein heute nicht so ergeht, wie Jenson Button am GP

[Surflehrer-Björn-Senjor]

Gemäss Tagesanzeiger beträgt die Wassertemperatur heute 5 Grad ! !

Immer noch besser als die 2 Grad vom 6.1.06

[Surflehrer-Björn-Senjor]

6. Winkelschwimmen

2. April 2006

Programm

11.30 Shuttelbus Luzern-Kriens-Luzern
gesponsert von AMAG

11.45 Apero im Militärgarten
gesponsert von Tempelgotts-Schnäppchen-Reisen

12.30 Shuttelbus Luzern-Winkel
gesponsert von AMAG

12.45 Offizielle Wassertemperaturmessung (gemäss Tagi 5 Grad)
gesponsert von Fischchnuschperli im Chäsbeizli

12.50 Teddy Sheeeeringhaaaam
gesponsert von Guiness

12.55 Gedenkminute an Gianni Valli beim Gianni Valli einstieg
gesponsert von Siehe LNN

13.00 Kickoff

16.00 After-Schwimm-Party im MXXXXO

Gemeldete Teilnehmer

- Winkelgott Maa
- Winkelgott Oema
- Winkelheld Tornado
- Winkelheld FB
- Neu-Winkelheld Cousin Panda

[Admin]

[Wiesel]

Erste Winkelnews: Tornado stieg nach kurzer Zeit wieder aus dem Wasser.... Quelle: ein Zuschauer mit Hund

[WB]

Bei nur 5 Grad Wassertemperatur haben sich die Winkelgötter heute erneut gestellt. Bei einem verkürztem Parcour waren auch die Winkelhelden Pädi B. sowie Fischbein am Start. Ebenfalls eine respektable Leistung bot der frischgebackene Winkelheld Panda. Für den beschämenden Höhepunkt war aber der ehemalige Winkelheld Tornado besorgt: Die Schweigeminute für Gianni Valli wurde von ihm durch den Gruss gestört, danach, die Strafe folgte auf den Fuss, rutschte er beim Gianni Valli-Einstieg aus und landete im kühlen Nass. Die absolute Frechheit war jedoch, dass er, obwohl auf der offiziellen Startliste, sich dem Winkelschwimmen durch Feigheit entzog. Die Winkelgötter verachten ihn!!! Neu wurde die Stange beim Gianni Valli Einstieg (ehemals Griechen-Stange) nach dieser Kreatur benannt, heisst also nun Tornando-Stange, die 5. Boje wurde nach dem 2-Maligen Winkelhelden Pädi in Lö-Boje unbenannt. Fotos demnächst online auf www.winkelgoetter.ch.vu

[Surflehrer-Björn-Senjor]

Winkelschwimmen erfolgreich durchgeführt

Gruss an PANDA, FB, BOSCHUNG sowie meinen Artgenossen MAA

SIEG ! SCHREI !

[Wiesel]

Winkelschwimmen erfolgreich durchgeführt

Gruss an PANDA, FB, BOSCHUNG sowie meinen Artgenossen MAA

SIEG ! SCHREI !

Wo bleibt das Photo mit BLICK und Bademantel?

[Panda]

Kamera ist ins Wasser gefallen...

[WB]

Fotos werden wohl gegen Ende Woche online sein....

[WB]

... noch zum Teddy:

West Ham 0 - 0 Charlton: Teddy's party spoiled

Teddy Sheringham's 40th birthday party failed to go with a bang after stubborn Charlton ground out a goal-less draw at West Ham.

The former England striker, who played the second 45 minutes, was denied the Boys' Own Story-style winner the home fans craved by a fine save late on by Addicks goalkeeper Thomas Myhre.


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Marcus Bent and Anton Ferdinand in combat at Upton Park.Otherwise he was hardly in the game as Alan Curbishley's side demonstrated why they are the no-score draw specialists of the Premiership.


The two sides could meet again later in the month, in an FA Cup semi-final should Charlton overcome Middlesbrough in a replay brought on by yet another stalemate, but with a place in Europe at stake the entertainment content could have been higher.

West Ham had started as though they intended to trouble the scorers however and Dean Ashton fired an inviting chance over the bar from close range in the fourth minute, with Charlton having been exposed by a near-post flick-on of Yossi Benayoun's long throw.

• Pardew demands meeting with ref

Strike partner Marlon Harewood, the other man keeping Sheringham on the bench, also looked keen and saw first a long-ranger deflected behind and then an effort from a more inviting position blocked by Chris Perry.

That early promise was a short-lived as the downpour that had preceded kick-off however and Charlton eventually began to get a grip on the game, although Luke Young's 29th-minute challenge on Hayden Mullins was too strong for the liking of referee Rob Styles, who - having just issued a touchline ticking off to home boss Alan Pardew - booked the World Cup hopeful.

Paul Konchesky, the left-back who left Charlton in the summer to boost his own international chances, was getting forward as much as possible but it was the recalled Anton Ferdinand, in at right-back in place of Lionel Scaloni, who came closest to making a first-half breakthrough for the home side.

His first attempt was none too impressive - a long-range scoop over with his left - but when Harewood's bustle set him up on the right of the box, a drive with the other boot fizzed just wide.

Sheringham was allowed to unwrap himself at half-time to replace Ashton and again the Hammers started the half strongly, with Benayoun stabbing the ball just wide after making a speedy arrival in the danger zone.

James Collins, the man who has replaced Ferdinand as Danny Gabbidon's central defensive partner, fired just over from a free-kick move but he had been a long, long way out.

Shaka Hislop's goal at the other end had rarely been threatened but the veteran could only parry when Darren Bent fired in a rasping drive.

Young was hurt conceding a corner and was eventually forced off just after the hour mark to be replaced by Jonathan Spector.

Another change was made by the visitors with 20 minutes remaining, with the recalled Dennis Rommedahl replaced by Jerome Thomas.

Benayoun fired a snapshot on the turn across goal and just wide before Matt Holland failed to hit the target from a more inviting position at the other end.

Pardew made another change with just under a quarter of an hour remaining and it was an attacking one, with striker Bobby Zamora replacing midfielder Nigel Reo-Coker in a switch which saw Harewood move to the right wing and Benayoun to the centre.

It almost paid off as the newcomer sent a header from a corner past Myhre only to see it cleared off the line by the perfectly-placed Radostin Kishishev.

Sheringham had been given mostly scraps despite a barrage of corners being forced by the Hammers, most by Matthew Etherington on the left.

But at last the chance he had been waiting for came his way - and he was unable to take it as Myhre made an impressive reflex stop to keep out a well-struck back-post connection from just five yards out.

It was that sort of game, that sort of day and not even ageing superstars could change it.

Pardew demands meeting with ref

West Ham manager Alan Pardew demanded a post-match meeting with referee Rob Styles following a 0-0 Barclays Premiership draw with Charlton at Upton Park.

The game also coincided with Teddy Sheringham's 40th birthday and the former England international, who played the final 45 minutes, almost broke the deadlock late on only to be denied by Addicks goalkeeper Thomas Myhre.

Charlton have made goal-less draws a habit in recent weeks and the two sides will meet again later in the month if Alan Curbishley's side overcome Middlesbrough in an FA Cup quarter-final replay.

Pardew admitted it had been a day when both defences had been on top but was also critical of the match official, who he claimed had been too willing to allow Charlton to waste time.

He said: 'I went to see Rob and we had a discussion about the responsibilities of all of us to put entertainment on. I felt he didn't encourage Charlton to get going today. Not once.

'In the second half we were attacking the game and trying to force the goal. There were goal-kicks and throw-ins and he could have encouraged the game and helped the fans as well.

'He didn't make a single gesture towards that and I just made that point. I think he accepted my argument. It was a nice conversation.'

The two had already exchanged words on the touchline during the first half. Pardew said: 'I was upset because the goalie was holding the ball for so long.'

Myhre, the man in question, made a fine save to deny Sheringham from close range from one of the numerous corners the home side forced.

Pardew said: 'It was a great chance and actually technically a hard one. It was a fantastic save in a game that was tight.'

Curbishley was far happier with the point but revealed it had come at a cost as England defender Luke Young now faces time on the sidelines with an ankle injury.

Young suffered ligament damage and left Upton Park on crutches. A similar injury, at Blackburn, had kept him out for five weeks so he is now a major doubt for the Boro replay on April 12.

Curbishley said: 'His left foot gave way and he is pretty sore at the moment. We will have to see how long he will be out for.

'I just hope it isn't that serious. We don't think it is as bad as last time.'

Curbishley praised his defence. He said: 'Although we all like to see entertaining football defending is a big part of it.

'If we had defended the way we did today around Christmas time then perhaps our season wouldn't have taken the dip it did.'
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[Master]

Servicewüste Winkelgoetter.ch.vu

[Surflehrer-Björn-Senjor]

WINKELGÖTTER / WINKELHELDEN

und der LUTSCHER

[Master]

ist das schon alles!?

[Wiesel]

Ist der mit dem weissen Gewand Jesus bei einer Segnung? Und wo sind die Bademäntel?

[Chris Climax]

Ist der mit dem weissen Gewand Jesus bei einer Segnung?

Nö, das muss Torni sein kurz bevor er lutschte

[Panda]

Waren noch ein paar andere im Winkel, die sich nicht ins Wasser getraut haben... *denkanstossanWessun*

[WB]

Zum Glück sieth man des Lutschers Gesicht nicht, sonst müsste man es noch schwärzen oder pixeln!

[Plastikelefant]

ist das schon alles!?

Fotos werden noch diese Woche auf www.winkelgoetter.ch.vu online sein.